Hey. Christmas shopping really sucks. But my super producer Mike does it in style, my friends! First thing you have to do is scratch your stomach in such a manner that you show off your newly sculpted abs. "Man Among Men in 2010" is in full effect! Check out this washboard on Quincy:
Quincy likes to get in there with a good squint and check out the merchandise real careful like. He's looking at prices. He's inspecting for product flaws. This is not amateur time, folks. He's serious about that shit:
A picture is definitely worth a thousand words, folks. You don't need me to tell you that man was not meant to live like this. Quincy's yuletide agony is written across his face clearly:
1 comment:
I am a specimen for sure. It's a wonder I'm still alive. I mean look at how fat and out of shape that person is? It's really pathetic actually. I know people who are MUCH fatter than me, but I think I look awfully bulky in those photos. I know my washboard stomach is confusing, but with that jacket on, I look like a swollen wood tick. Is that a good thing?
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