Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Fashion Files: The Thomas of Podcasting!

Now, this first shot is horrifying enough.  We've got a St. Cloud State University shirt with a University of MN hat?  No way.

I'm still trying to figure out the track pants.  Is the Thomas of Podcasting trying to demonstrate his athletic superiority?  Somewhere Ralph Lauren is crying, I know that.

But that's not the worst of it.  Almost exactly one hour later, the Thomas of Podcasting enters the same retail establishment again...wearing an entirely different track suit????

What the hell happened in 60 minutes that necessitated a wardrobe change?  It's like a Lady Gaga show, only with more femininity.  Now we've got a Batman shirt and different gray track pants???  I just can't wrap my brain around it.

He also refuses to stop swinging his keys around like a raging key fairy.  What's that all about?

So many questions.  Is there a legitimate excuse for this crime against fashion?  Tune into the latest episode of Chronic Insomnia to find out!


MADDOG said...

Is this guy swinging his keys the proud owner of a Poop-cycle ?

Chronic Insomnia said...

I am both swinging the chain from my wallet AND the proud owner of pants filled with poop. How about them horse apples? Ryan just can't wrap his head around anything that doesn't say "members only" on it. It's tragic but true. Batman rocks by the way.