Thursday, June 17, 2010

Chronic Lament: I Live Here!

Every time I think I've seen all there is to see in The City That God Forgot, she pulls one more surprise out of her hat. This is something I actually witnessed today:

Well, let's just dig in my ass a little bit....

Ah! There we go, that's the ticket!

And......we'll give her a quick taste test, just to be sure....

Yup. Smells like poop. Go figure!!!

And just in case you're wondering, yes, she did spend the next five minutes biting her fingernails, so as not to waste any of the bouquet.

This is where I live. This is where I work. Pray for me.

- Ryan


Anonymous said...

Fucking rude!

Chronic Insomnia said...

Indeed, anonymous. Indeed.