Happy Birthday Ryan! I hope you get all the things you want this year. I know you were sad because I didn't get you the Thrust Master Peanut Butter Jar thing, but I thought the present I gave you was more appropriate. I hope we share many more birthdays like this one, doing the show, goofing off, pretending we are twelve and just being together. I don't want to get all mushy on you, but I always had this vision of the future, where the two of us are sitting in the old folks home playing Magic: The Gathering and complaining about the terrible comic books of 2065. One can only dream I guess.
Here are some memories from the past, I hope you enjoy them as much as I enjoyed making them with you.
To my best friend, Ryan...
I love ya man, in a totally heterosexual way dude.