Chronic Insomnia # 155: The Home Game!

You'd think after 154 episodes of elegeance and sophistication, Ryan would begin to understand that you can't do visual material on the radio. Nothing could be further from the truth, however!

If you'd like to play along at home while the Snake Plisskin of podcasting rants of the deplorable state of parenting today, you've come to the right place. Here's some of the visual referenced on our latest show!

Here's the Bong Baby picture that mom posted on her Facebook page:

That baby knows how to work a carb, man. Good skill to have in Trailer Town, USA.

And here's Mother Of The Year, Rachel Stieringer:

That's just adorable. Somebody needs to put out an APB on her eyebrows, though. Might want to think about an astringent or cleanser after multiple pop shots, too. Just a thought.

Here's a photo of Adolph Hitler Campbell:

Apparently, he likes to curse like a sailor and threaten passers by with death. Can't imagine why he turned out like that. True story: his parents are unemployed and mentally damaged. I know that will surprise many of you.

Here's the completely scandalous bout of monster sex between Isaac Newton and his Deviant mistress:



Listen. It's just missionary style. There's more bestial sex happening in the back of Lindsey Lohan's car right now. That should have run uncut.

- Ryan