Wednesday, July 15, 2009


So I went to a finer store near me to pick up a vial of KY Intense so I could experimentally slather some on the Manatee junk. thought I was joking? (See opening monologue for episode # 100 to catch up)

Unfortunately, when I got there, I couldn't help but notice that the KY Intense comes in units the size of a Chapstick and costs $23.99!!!!

Holy Chockatollees. That had better be some good shit. That shit had better make her cum so hard her grandparents feel it. I believe that plutonium is cheaper by the ounce.

So I didn't get it. Look, I'm a scientist and a trailblazer, but I didn't think I'd have to take out a second mortgage for the stuff...

Directions we found that were pretty funny.

- Ryan

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